Flap flap gotta flap those wings keep flying through the little tube things. If you make it to 100 points I would be really depressed!
You've been trapped in Gremlock's Castle and you have to escape! It's a text-based game like one of those old ones!
Sometimes you've had a long, hard day and you just wanna come home and slap an egg. That's what this is for. That's what this is about.